Tim Kaine Named “Sexiest Man Alive”

Tim Kaine

Tim Kaine Named Sexiest Man Alive

He’s running for VP and now he’s recognized as the “sexiest man alive.”

As the most vicious battle for the presidency rages, the Clinton campaign received a spark of good news. Apparently Clinton’s running mate appears too sexy for his platform…and more. People Magazine has named Tim Kaine the “sexiest man alive.”

Kaine blushed at a Virginia rally as he shared the news with supporters.

“I’m thrilled to receive this accolade,” Kaine said. “My wife has been telling this for years, so although I am impressed with People Magazine’s honor, my heart is with my lady.”

Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump said he nearly fell over when he got the news.

“You have got to be kidding me. Kaine looks like he’s in his second trimester,” Trump said.

“I’m not knocking the guy’s looks, but I don’t think he quite fits the bill of being a sexy anything. This is just another attempt of the media to steal this election,” Trump said.

Trump pointed out that People Magazine contributed more than $500,000 to the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation is currently under fire for strong arming donations from dignitaries who wanted access to Clinton when she served as Secretary of State.

“If the media wants to be fair, perhaps they should circulate a picture of Kaine in his underwear and exploit him like they did my wife,” Trump said.

Speaking of underwear, the age old question rose as supporters took to the microphone at Kaine’s rally.

A middle age woman from Pulaski Virginia asked Kaine, “Boxers or briefs?”

Referencing People Magazine and the evident media bias Trump suffered throughout the campaign, a spokesman said that if Trump is elected president, he will work with Congress to enact term limits on media reporters, editors, and publishers. He world further ensure that no political candidate would be named by any magazine as the “Sexiest Man Alive.”

The Clinton campaign was quick to respond indicating Trump was being hypocritical by suggesting he would limit First Amendment rights.

 

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