Are you, like many Americans, suffering from Clinton Fatigue, but can’t stomach voting for Trump? If so, Ken Bone is the right candidate for you! The jolly, burly, balding Christmas sweater-wearing thought leader is the consummate independent candidate, worthy of your ballot.
As a campaign-weary Hillary Clinton told a Floridian crowd, “Remember to vote on November 28,” we encourage the rest of the country to get out on November 8 and write in “Ken Bone” as your choice for U.S. President.
I am Kenny the K and I approve of Ken Bone’s sweater, his hairstyle, and this message.